November 16, 2006

Is The Internet Handicap Accessible?

There comes a point at which an elderly person, despite their stubborn refusal, should retire, whether it's from a career, driving, or defecating without the aid of a middle aged Jamaican woman in teddy bear scrubs.  The stubborn attitude put on by so many seniors is likely an understandable method of avoiding compromise because, after all, why should anyone tell them - the seasoned, experienced, and knowledgeable - how to live life?

The answer, fortunately, often makes itself clear enough that a person is virtually forced to admit they're no longer capable of everything, as they once were...

"Little buttons?"  Has Larry King ever used a computer?  How can a man who holds no qualms against interviewing Suzanne Somers or farting on air consider himself too good for the Internet?  Even when guest Roseanne Barr kindly offers to provide an introduction, his swift and adamant refusal makes clear that King, at 73, likely watched one too many episodes of Lost before immediately swearing off the idea of ever "going searching" in a dangerous terrain of "80 billion things."

Computer

Like any seasoned journalist, Larry got the scoop first:  Beware of the Internet!  It could be THE OTHERS!

Larry King:  I've Never Used The Internet [Media Bistro]

The Sweet, Sweet Sounds of Larry King's Ass [Gawker]

Nov 16, 2006 5:49:13 PM | Jim Belushi's Anal Warts

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Cap'n Guthrie

I heard that Larry King is actually made up of old play-doh and concierges he's eaten at hotels. - beans

Posted by: Cap'n Guthrie | November 17, 2006 at 07:46 AM

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