Since Sunday's Academy Awards, you've probably seen the footage of Gary Busey - the human revolving door of washed up, mentally ill D-list reality show contestants - in which he attacks perfectly polite Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney on the red carpet.
The wordsmith then called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show to apologize to the host for having barged in on his interview. In fact, he called Seacrest an "innocent champion of honesty," which I believe means - upon being translated from Crazyspeak - "not bonkers like me, Gary Busey, the guy with a face made of paper mache and wet marbles."
Although you may have initially felt for Seacrest, Garner, or Linney, it seems there was another victim of Busey's genuinely frightening antics (seriously, if the guy wasn't riding high on a Klonopin-and-speed-infused cocktail, he should be jailed with a camera in his cell and told he's being filmed for a TBS reality show called "Busey Busts Out").
At the United Nation Children's Foundation after-party (so he was invited to the ceremony and a party? for CHILDREN?), an eleven-year-old reporter named Grace asked Busey to share some wisdom regarding the plague of young, fucked up starlets.
So he's not only out of his mind, but he's a dick? To KIDS?
Clearly, somebody could use a little one-on-one with Dr. Drew.