I know you've been closely following the Jermaine Jackson-Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza divorce case, so I probably don't need to tell you that it's finally over! After a lengthy estrangement, the couple have reached some gloriously entertaining legal agreements.
First and foremost, Alejandra will gain full custody of their children, Jaffar and Jermajesty. This is likely good news for the kids, whom I also hope the judge secretly helped change their legal names to ones that won't limit them to respective careers in adult puppeteering and the custodial arts.
Additionally, Jermaine will pay off $100,000 in debt, and in return, Alejandra has waived both spousal support and rights to both her ex-husband's company, Jermaine Jackson Entertainment, Inc., and his jewelry. So let it be known that Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza will never again be seen wearing the same jewelry that has graced the sternum of the very man who most recently admitted on Celebrity Big Brother - while wearing what appear to be pants borrowed from Clarissa Darling - that he loves candy:
First and foremost, Alejandra will gain full custody of their children, Jaffar and Jermajesty. This is likely good news for the kids, whom I also hope the judge secretly helped change their legal names to ones that won't limit them to respective careers in adult puppeteering and the custodial arts.
Additionally, Jermaine will pay off $100,000 in debt, and in return, Alejandra has waived both spousal support and rights to both her ex-husband's company, Jermaine Jackson Entertainment, Inc., and his jewelry. So let it be known that Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza will never again be seen wearing the same jewelry that has graced the sternum of the very man who most recently admitted on Celebrity Big Brother - while wearing what appear to be pants borrowed from Clarissa Darling - that he loves candy:
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