April 11, 2008

Stuff That White People Like, #392

Riding the subway next to a woman whose voice is oddly familiar, until you realize it's the co-host of your favorite NPR show.

(P.S.  Um, she's not Black!  Who knew!?)

Apr 11, 2008 10:27:17 AM | Blank Checks

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Bradofarrell

Stuff That White People Like, #393

Songs about your favorite NPR host's fictionalized double life as a club kid: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/music/thingaweek/DanceSoteriosJohnsonDance.mp3

Posted by: Bradofarrell | April 11, 2008 at 10:33 AM

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